the

Commiserator

A pseudo-Iconoclastic publication

For. By and Of  Denizens of the AFRH

Publisher: Nameless Resident, Editors: Geniuses in residence; Reporters: Jokers at large

    E-MAIL:   Commiserator1@verizon.net (communicate)

 

 

 

 

 

Vol. 2

Issue  3

Sept. ,’07

WORK IN PROGRESS # 1

 

The “Law-Suit” decision is  being       appealed.  Generally, it states: ‘the practices at the Home do not satisfy overall statutory requirements to provide high quality medical and dental care.”

Does “decoration” money come out of

different pockets than

“maintenance and              repair” money?

 

Why do superficial interior       decorations have priority over plumbing and building repairs?     (a darling ‘canteen’ cage, a deep maroon and brown {yuk} ground floor lobby with new furniture and TV, and a complete redo of the Scott lobby decor.)

 

Could some of those $millions$ have fixed the elevators, or the alarm system- or the beverage    machines and air-conditioning at the golf shack– or the plumbing– or new fixtures/hardware so we won’t have  cold showers  all winter AGAIN?

 

Who’s counting?

 

 

 

 

 

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WORK IN PROGRESS # 2

 

 Our COO prefers the words:

“not for profit” to the word “privatized”. He informed the

“P. Study Group” that the

Secretary of Defense wishes to postpone any ‘not for profit’ action regarding the AFRH until the next administration is in place.

They’re too busy privatizing

everything else that

isn’t nailed down.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   Do you take this inheritance

 to be your lawful, wedded…

AT THE HOME FOR

HEROES

In the Dining Emporium, Hero  # 1 approached Hero # 2 in an          unseemly manner. H.# 2 was not receptive. H..# 1 challenged  H..# 2, underestimating H..# 2’s physical stamina and aversion to   challenge.  H.#  2 decked H. # 1.

Hero # 1 is elsewhere

Will there be a sequel?

THE MASTER PLAN 

IS BEING FINALIZED

 

Layouts are in place for     buildings in all zones. BUT, building heights will be lower because historical views must be  preserved! Only the 77 acre zone will be developed within the next couple of years. If it brings in a zillion dollars, maybe the rest won’t be leased. We should live so long!

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RETURN OF THE NATIVE

 

 Gigi is coming back to the fold.

Text Box: IG Hotline:
 1-800-424-9098
Text Box: IF YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTH:
“Labor Day” will affect you deeply

From  beneath the tree behind the dining room,  you will watch the grass laboring to grow– the pigeons laboring to mate– the bird droppings on your shirt.

You will labor to remember why your behind hurts. 
You will labor to eat supper without your teeth 
(which are in your back pants pocket.)

Good news:
You will collide with your soul-mate at the “Bunco” game, as you both labor to reach the refreshment table. 
Together you will wait in line for your TB patch tests– and watch the employees labor to leave early to miss the traffic.
Love’s labor shall not be lost.   
Wear your teeth in your mouth.
YOUR
HORRORSCOPE

Ask Mommy

 

 

 

Q: What’s in that large, full bag that the chubby  employee carries out of the mess hall every evening between 6:30 and 7 pm?

  

         (Asked by the RAC Chairman)

 

R:   Mommy doesn’t know everything!

                     (Ask Daddy.)

Philosophy

We don’t pay to live here

because the Home is great

 

The Home is great because

we paid to live here.

Why we need Military Leadership

 

Our COO states that he knows how important our Military HERITAGE is; so he will periodically invite  some active duty units to visit with us.

 

Our Military Heritage is our identity!  Our Military CULTURE was our historical environment and

interactions with the Military  personnel of our Home that has been replaced by civilian Nursing

administrators,  contract  employees and a lower  standard, non-military environment.

The obliteration of our culture– our way of life– denigrates our heritage.

 

A seasoned Military Director is part of our heritage– to restore our Military culture. Managing our complex system can be more successful with enduring, high quality Military standards for all contractors to meet.

 

 

 

Text Box: AFRH Sports Hall of Fame
Baseball:
It isn’t easy to fumble in baseball– but  slugger Roy Cougle stuck his face into a moving baseball and caused the opposing team to win. He was benched with a black eye for throwing the game.
Racing:
When the gates opened, the long-shot rounded the tray cart to beat the runner-up to the   dessert bar by 2 pieces of cake and a pudding. Traditionally, he  stuck his finger in the icing.
Bowling: 
When James V. bowls without a bowling ball, he doesn’t hit the alley so hard when he keels over. 
He’s switching to pool because he falls a shorter distance over the pool  table.
High Jump:
  The scores will be tallied at the next Suicide Prevention Class.
Golf:
  Tom Moore lost his ball marker– but he found them.

RESIDENT ART GALLERY

Warren Helm                                P. Goldsworthy                                 Mike Martinez

Wed. 08/29/07, 1900, Sheridan lobby:

 

Al G. is telling me that when he went to LaGarde to feed Jo B, she couldn’t breathe; when he told the nurse the oxygen was turned off, she blamed it on the patient (who couldn’t reach it)- and how he heard a nurse say not to change a guy’s underwear because he was dying anyway. Then they made out Jo B’s death certificate wrong.. Michaels was moved to Scott 3 A.L. without his knowledge, clothes, toiletries, etc., and was locked out of his Sher. Room, and no one bothered to move his belongings for days. At least in those cases a resident was around to raise a fuss and alleviate suffering..

 

An ambulance drives up, 2 EMTs wheel in Frank Cook strapped on a gurney. We say “ you’re bringing him to the wrong place.” They shrug and take him to his 2nd floor room. A few minutes later, one comes back-“Who’s in charge?” “No one,” we say, “this is independent living. And it’s after 1600. Call Security.” I take him to a phone. He calls- they never show. I go up and try to soothe Frank in the hallway. He is still strapped in at a bad angle; his back hurts; he is cold; his arm bandages and the patch on his chest look loose; he is   almost in tears because the EMTs keep blaming everyone else because they are here instead of somewhere else. I send one to the clinic. After 15 minutes, he returns with   orders to take Frank to

LaGarde. I leave- wondering what happens to other residents in trouble if a friend isn’t passing by.

 

Well that’s what happens when you suddenly turn a retirement Home into a nursing home and eliminate essential services and responsible personnel.

Even with the Law Suit, the IG, the GAO, JCAHO and the press, we see neglect increasing in all areas.  The COO gets the glowing reports– but the reports don’t mention that the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing because they’ve both been amputated.

Text Box: FOXY BLISTER  (Wolf’s sitzer)  INTERVIEWS  AFRH  DINERS!      
 “How do you enjoy your meals now that a new food supplier has been contracted?”
Text Box:   “Mlumpf-never-chomp     “I like the salad bar”        “Oh, Wow! These               “I can chew the soup!”       “My compliments
  had it-crunch-so-yum                                                       heroes eat like no                                                            to the chef.”
    good.”					 heroes I ever met!”

LEADERS of the AFRH

 

Our recent interim

Director, Mr. Rouse (Chief of Campus Ops), was much

appreciated for his  pleasant   demeanor and “tell it like it is” presentations at the Town Hall

meetings.

 

“Like it is”  

is pretty much

the way it was.

 

 

 

 

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Your next operation should go

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